The Rules (For Men) (1999)

• 32%
• 1999
• Comedy
• Robert Capelli Jr.
• Jackie Martling
• Frank Gorshin
• Robert Capelli Jr.

For successful criminal attorney Michael Vigilante (Robert Capelli Jr.), the "Rules" are a code of conduct for seducing beautiful women-quickly, smoothly, and often. Michael believes a man's world revolves around sex, and everything else in life must support achieving that goal. And that's exactly what his 10 tried-and-true rules are all about. Between bedroom conquests and a rekindled affection for an old girlfriend (Christine Nagy), Michael must deal with his wisecracking law partner (Jackie Martling), an inept opposing attorney (Vincent Pastore), a sex-starved judge (Nancy Sirianni), bizarre clients (Kamal Ahmed, Jim Florentine), a Mafia tough guy (Ken Del Vecchio), and a burnt-out psychiatrist (Frank Gorshin). As Michael reveals his "Rules," he woos judges, wins court cases, educates his buddies-and successfully beds numerous hot women.