Miss Sticky-Moufie-Kiss (1915)

• 64%
• 1915
• Sidney Drew
• Sidney Drew
• Mrs. Sidney Drew
• Edward M. Favor

Her right name was Miss Claymore when Wade Buchanan first knew her and fell in love with her, but when he returned three years later, and married her he nicknamed her "Miss Sticky-Moufie-Kiss," for she talked only "baby talk," and had become a regular human tanglefoot flypaper. At their wedding breakfast she put four lumps of sugar in his coffee, their desserts were mostly rich jams and preserves, and she called her uncle "Junky-Wunky." Then just imagine your wife at dinner greeting you with the following: "Did my dwate bid Mankins realize he wud doin' to dive up leading a nasty wasty bachelor man's life and stay home wiv his itty ongy-blossuni wifie?" Wade's answer sounded as though he said it through a head of lettuce, and unable to stand it longer, he asks her if the salt water is sweet. Her reply that "it's dreffle nassy stuff" puts the finish touch. Excusing himself, he goes down to the beach and wades out into the ocean, dress suit and all, until he disappears.