Self Service Girls (1975)

• 50%
• 1975
• Comedy
• Esther Studer
• Claudia Fielers
• Monika Rohde

A male visitor to a sex shop keeps putting coins in a slot machine showing stag movies, ranting about how he's not interested in pornography at all but just in the way these movies are made (an excuse certain genre scribes apply to this very day...) while getting more turned on, not to mention hilariously foul-mouthed, with each successive segment. The seven sexy stories are largely played for laughs. Segment 1: Four men play bowling at bowling alley and goes to changing room one by one to wash their hands. There a young woman entertains them.Segment 2: A female nurse sees the circumcised penis of a patient during an operation and visits him in the hospital bed to get its taste. Segment 3: A female sculpturer seduces a shy man with a large penis in a sauna and takes him to her workshop. First she makes a sculpture of the penis and then tastes it. Segment 4: A passenger seduces an air hostess and she takes her into the bathroom of the plane. Segment 5: A young shy man watches old black-white porn movies and peeps a young girl masturbate in the next room. Later the girl opens his door and joins him. Segment 6: A woman masturbates while a man next door plays violin romantically. Segment 7: A man can't sleep because of the couple doing sex loudly in the next room. He records 4 hours fake sex sounds pretending to be his and makes them listen to the sounds the following night. Later at night, while her tired husband sleeps, the woman visits him hoping great sex, but?