Have Figure, Will Travel (1963)

• 33%
• 1963
• Drama
• Leo Orenstein

Have Figure Will Travel's towel drops in Fenwick, Ont.'s long gone Sun Valley Gardens, where we meet Carol (Carol MacKenzie) and Susan (Susan Baxter), a pair of sultry nudists who convince their prudish pal Marge (Marge Anderson) to join them for a cruise to Florida. But what they don't tell her is that they plan to hit some nudist retreats along the way, hoping she'll eventually lose her inhibitions and embrace their sun-kissed lifestyle. Commandeering Susan's dad's 50-foot yacht, they start their journey in Lake Ontario, eventually making their way down the Hudson River, towards New York City. After a day hitting the Park Avenue boutiques, they venture north to Sunshine Park in New Jersey, where Marge is still too embarrassed to shed her clothes, despite a cordial welcome by the feverishly dedicated club members. Before long, the trio hits the waves again, making just one more stopover in Charleston, South Carolina to see the tourist sites before proceeding to their Florida destination, Sunny Acres. It's here that Susan and Carol hope they can finally convince shy Marge to join in their naked, frolicking fun.